If the Bible had been written by King Leonidas and the rest of the Spartans from 300, it would probably read pretty much the same as it does now. It turns out, the Bible is already chock full of ass kicking.
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Can You See The Bubble? - A Historic Look At Home Values [Scary]
This graph shows two things: (1) That this is the largest run up of home values in US history. (2) That even if prices decline by 30-40% prices would still be abnormally high in historic terms.
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007
42 Pictures: Celebrities as Star Wars Characters
Imagine Tom Cruise as Chewbacca, David Letterman as C-3PO, Gandhi as Yoda, or Dick Cheney as a grotesque and powerful criminal overlord.
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Monday, November 26, 2007
Famous in Lego World
Great artistic Lego figures of humans which looks like celebrities of history. It has 30 pictures of them.
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Kermit the Frog reacts to 2 Girls 1 Cup
Kermit the Frog watches this disgusting internet phenomenon. (two girls one cup)
A question for dad
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
then,ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I
would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you
kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE
Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do
you know how much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on
three million dollars..............
but Realistically,......... we're living with two sluts and a queer.
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
then,ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I
would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you
kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE
Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do
you know how much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on
three million dollars..............
but Realistically,......... we're living with two sluts and a queer.
Thursday, November 22, 2007
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Funny & Embarrassing Moments for Doctors
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one.
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007
[PIC] A lighthouse picture like never before
As a photo bug myself, I was stunned by this shot. According to the story, you can only get this shot once a year, and in the first 5 minutes only...
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Monday, November 19, 2007
Snoop + Dre Liquor Store Shoot-out (Up In Smoke)
The infamous, incredible short film showed @ the Up In Smoke Tour. Enjoy
I Kicked Burning Terrorist So Hard in Balls I Tore a Tendon (PIC)
Best Headline Ever.A hero cabbie who took on Glasgow Airport terror suspects told how he booted one of them in the privates. Alex McIlveen, 45, kicked the man, whose body was in flames, so hard that he tore a tendon in his foot. But he said: "He didn't even flinch. I couldn't believe he didn't go down.
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Go for Growth! un-Official Liberal Party Campaign Launch Ad
Years of unprecedented growth are upon us and it's time for another three. V8 Cars, hummers, houses, units, plasmas, computers, toys, gadgets, magazines, gazebos, Motorbikes it's all yours as we sell sell sell everything we've got, to buy em!
Coal, Crude Oil, Wood Chips, Bauxite, iron Ore, Uranium, Hafnium, Magnesium, Sliver Bronze, Copper, Nickel... we're digging it up and you're living it large!
Go for Growth Growth Growth -- it'll never end!! Get another credit card, another mortgage, it doesn't matter, you can pay it off coz this gravy train is NEVER STOPPING.. even if it does we'll sell radioactive waste dumping rights to the world and bling bling it's more growth growth growth.
Unbelieveable growth -- 5% 10% 20% 50% 100% per year -- it's unbelievable, but you'd better believe it.
China's Doing it, India's doing it Why can't we?? So buy buy buy, borrow borrow borrow, and buy buy buy some more, and when you don't want it -- chuck it away -- we've got all the space in the world!! Dump it and buy another one!
Computers, electrical, bedding, stereos, menswear, hardware, alcohol, cigarettes, pornography, sex toys, viagra, penis enlargers - everything has got to grow!
House prices. Doubled! School fees -- doubled! Uni fees Doubled! Petrol prices doubled! Food prices doubled! Interest rates doubled! Military budget doubled -- body count doubled!
So go for Growth growth growth -- a bloody big malignant cancerous growth the size of Antarctica -- but who cares, there's no future like today so GO FOR IT!!!
The sky's the limit -- in fact there is NO LIMIT to GROWTH! WHY?? Because Jesus is coming and he'll take us all to heaven and we'll all have unlimited riches, leave this godforsaken planet behind!!!
250,000 Empty Bottles = One Man's Floating Mexican Island Paradise [PICS]
If you can’t afford to buy your own tropical island paradise, why not build your own? The original (now destroyed) Spiral Island sported a two-story house, solar oven, self-composting toilet and multiple beaches. What now? Its creator is building a new recycled island paradise that he plans to float out to sea and travel around the world on!
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Saturday, November 17, 2007
Friday, November 16, 2007
The Passion Of Black Jesus (PIC)
The race of Jesus has been a subject of debate since at least the 19th century.
There were three good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
3 Incredible Convertible, Inflatable & Portable Homeless Shelters [PICS]
Whatever your political stance on issues of homelessness in the world, you can't deny that these designs are absolutely awesome. These creative solutions range from a bench that transforms into a mini-shelter and a tent that inflates off waste ventilation to a living space that folds out of a shopping cart. Check it out!
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Thursday, November 15, 2007
Ever Wonder Why Your Internet Went Down? // Pic
If this is real I would have to be paid alot of money to be working for I.T. there.
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Swedish Feminists Launch Campaign For The Rights To Bear Breasts At Pools
"They're "just breasts"! This is the rallying cry of a network of women who have launched a campaign for the right to bathe topless at Sweden's swimming pools."
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Monday, November 12, 2007
Bush Anti-Drug PSA
President Bush is a shining example of what can happen when you do to many drugs.
Who Doesn't Love the Carnival? [funny photos]
There's nothing more beautiful and exciting than when the local carnival rolls into town. It's the only event that can be put up in a Subway Parking lot and completely erected in the time it takes to order a 6" sub. It seems like it's going to be just your ordinary day and then......OMG!!! Is that the Zipper?
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Sunday, November 11, 2007
The 50 Dumbest Things George W. Bush Has Ever Said
The tragicomic presidency of George W. Bush, in his own words
50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." -at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
49. "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." -Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
48. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
47. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001
46. "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity.
And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip)
45. "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." --at a White House menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001 (Listen to audio clip)
44. "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
43. "The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007
42. "I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." --as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War
41. "F*ck Saddam. We're taking him out." --to three U.S. senators in March 2002, one year before the Iraq invasion, as quoted by Time magazine
40. "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson
39. "I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me." --talking to key Republicans about Iraq, as quoted by Bob Woodward
38. "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." --presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 (Watch video clip)
37. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)
36. "Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
35. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." --as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002
34. "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." --Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002
33. "My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire." --radio address, Feb. 24, 2001
32. "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." --on "Good Morning America," Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina
31. "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
30. "They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
29. "Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those -- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be -- or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled." --explaining his plan to save Social Security, Tampa, Fla., Feb. 4, 2005
28. "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings.
And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." --Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001
27. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
26. "This is an impressive crowd -- the haves and the have mores. Some people call you the elite -- I call you my base." the 2000 Al Smith dinner
25. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
24. "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right." --Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
23. "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005 (Listen to audio clip)
22. "People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002
21. "I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it...I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet...I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one." --after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004
20. "You forgot Poland." --to Sen. John Kerry during the first presidential debate, after Kerry failed to mention Poland's contributions to the Iraq war coalition, Miami, Fla., Sept. 30, 2004
19. "We've got a lot of rebuilding to do. First, we're going to save lives and stabilize the situation. And then we're going to help these communities rebuild. The good news is -- and it's hard for some to see it now -- that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house -- he's lost his entire house -- there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." (Laughter) --touring hurricane damage, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005
18. "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." --State of the Union Address, Jan. 28, 2003, making a claim that administration officials knew at the time to be false
17. "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
16. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." --Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
15. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000
14. "Can we win? I don't think you can win it." --after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004
13. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." --Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
12. "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." --to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004
11. "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." --speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003
10. "We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories ... And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." --Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003
9. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" --joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004 (Read more)
8. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)
7. "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.
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And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." --Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006 (Read more; listen to audio clip; watch video clip)
6. "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." --Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video clip)
5. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip)
4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video clip)
3. "You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 (Listen to audio clip)
2. "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005 (Listen to audio clip; watch video clip)
1. "My answer is bring them on." --on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." -at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
49. "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." -Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
48. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
47. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." --Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001
46. "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity.
And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip)
45. "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." --at a White House menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001 (Listen to audio clip)
44. "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006
43. "The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007
42. "I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." --as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War
41. "F*ck Saddam. We're taking him out." --to three U.S. senators in March 2002, one year before the Iraq invasion, as quoted by Time magazine
40. "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson
39. "I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me." --talking to key Republicans about Iraq, as quoted by Bob Woodward
38. "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." --presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004 (Watch video clip)
37. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)
36. "Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
35. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." --as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002
34. "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." --Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002
33. "My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire." --radio address, Feb. 24, 2001
32. "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." --on "Good Morning America," Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina
31. "I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
30. "They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
29. "Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those -- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be -- or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled." --explaining his plan to save Social Security, Tampa, Fla., Feb. 4, 2005
28. "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings.
And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." --Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001
27. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
26. "This is an impressive crowd -- the haves and the have mores. Some people call you the elite -- I call you my base." the 2000 Al Smith dinner
25. "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
24. "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is right." --Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
23. "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005 (Listen to audio clip)
22. "People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002
21. "I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it...I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet...I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one." --after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004
20. "You forgot Poland." --to Sen. John Kerry during the first presidential debate, after Kerry failed to mention Poland's contributions to the Iraq war coalition, Miami, Fla., Sept. 30, 2004
19. "We've got a lot of rebuilding to do. First, we're going to save lives and stabilize the situation. And then we're going to help these communities rebuild. The good news is -- and it's hard for some to see it now -- that out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast, like it was before. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house -- he's lost his entire house -- there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." (Laughter) --touring hurricane damage, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005
18. "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." --State of the Union Address, Jan. 28, 2003, making a claim that administration officials knew at the time to be false
17. "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." --Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
16. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." --Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
15. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" --Florence, South Carolina, Jan. 11, 2000
14. "Can we win? I don't think you can win it." --after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004
13. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." --Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
12. "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." --to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004
11. "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." --speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003
10. "We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories ... And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." --Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003
9. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" --joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004 (Read more)
8. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000 (Listen to audio clip)
7. "I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.
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And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." --Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006 (Read more; listen to audio clip; watch video clip)
6. "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." --Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video clip)
5. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video clip)
4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video clip)
3. "You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005 (Listen to audio clip)
2. "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005 (Listen to audio clip; watch video clip)
1. "My answer is bring them on." --on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
Saturday, November 10, 2007
The World`s 10 Most Ridiculous Places To Live [PICS]
Everyone likes to be uniquely different among the crowd and some even go to the extent of making their houses really 'stand out'.
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Rob Stone vs. NMSU's Chili Peppers
Rob Stone gets introduced to the hottest chili pepper in the world
Gangsta Breath Mint Spray (PICS!)
No joke. I hit the thrift stores every now and then, and I nearly crapped my pants laughing when I saw this in a glass display case. It was the only one and I feel like I hit the friggin' lottery when I saw the price tag was only a buck! You just have to see it to believe it...
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Thursday, November 8, 2007
Flight Patterns
Data from the U.S. Federal aviation administration is used to create animations of flight traffic patterns and density.
Stripper Visits School Classroom in 'mix-up'
a stripper in the UK performed for a classroom of teenagers including spanking the birthday boy (16 times). apparently the boy's mother had booked a gorrillagram and had notified the teacher of this.somehow i dont think we have all the facts on this one...
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Captain America Fuck Yeah!
Captain America Kicks Ass to "America Fuck Yeah" (from Team America: World Police)
DURKA DURKA MOHAMMED JIHAD (TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE)
backallah muhammed jihad ala durka durka muhammed jihad
Man Arrested After Reporting Someone Stole His Weed
"The guy walked right up and said the drugs were his," Trevino said. "That's not the smartest move."
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57 Wine Experts Mistook Red-Dyed White Wine For Red Wine
Brochet invited 57 wine experts and asked them to give their impressions of what looked like two glasses of red and white wine. The wines were actually the same white wine, one of which had been tinted red with food coloring. But that didn't stop the experts from describing the "red" wine in language typically used to describe red wines.
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If Corporate Taglines Were Honest
Ben and Jerry’s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?... McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards...
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Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Protect Your Car by Making it too Ugly to Steal [w/pics]
An entertaining combination of art and practicality: These rust and scratch stickers are designed to make your beautiful bike/car look rusted and scratched so that passing thieves assume it's not worth stealing due to its apparent shabbyness.
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Pictures: Whoever Thought Science Could Be This Colorful, Beautiful
The Micropolitan Museum exhibits an unworldly spectrum visible only through the lens of a microscope. Painter Wim van Egmond photographs spectacular microscopic masterpieces with ethereal color palettes.
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'Giant' Pig-like Animal Discovered Hidden in Remote Amazon Jungle (PIC)
A new species of wild pig previously unknown to science has been discovered in the Brazilian jungle. The large creature grows to a length of more than four feet and is almost twice as heavy as its nearest relative. Named the 'giant peccary', the creature was unknown until the skins and bones of animals were found by a biologist.
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20 Things You Didn't Know About Living In Space
#17: NASA tried building a bathroom into its space suits—a fitted condom attached to a bladder for men, a molded gynecological insert for women—but gave up and passed out diapers to all.
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Monday, November 5, 2007
Twin girl with eight limbs to have surgery
An Indian girl born with four arms and four legs is to undergo a 40-hour operation tomorrow as doctors try to give her a chance at a normal life.
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Black Woman, White Skin
Her parents were black, but she looks white. Kenosha Robinson is trying to figure out where she fits in.
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Homemade Bread: Cheap, Delicious, Healthy, and Easy (PICS!)
Store-bought bread is full of crap ingredients that will kill you. Here's how to make a delicious loaf of bread at home, in your regular old oven using ingredients and tools just about anybody has in their kitchen. It takes a lot less time and effort than you might think!
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Friday, November 2, 2007
World Map with Countries Distorted to Represent Relative Population [pic]
What the world would look like if population determined the size of the countries. Guess who's the biggest, and no, its not Antarctica.
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11 phenomenal images of earth
below are 11 incredible photos taken from space which illustrate just a few of earth’s fascinating geographical features and nature’s frightening unpredictability.click on all pictures for humongous versions.
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It looks like Airships are making a comeback... sweet!
I love all those games and sci-fi movies with Airships. Now it looks like they are making a comeback, I would love to float across the countryside in one of these bad boys. Maybe a day long trip down the coast to some villa.
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How to tell if a web site sucks, a flowchart
A comical flowchart for those of you who can't figure out when a website sucks.
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Thursday, November 1, 2007
Another Closet Republican busted having a gay "tryst" on the down-low
The high and mighty moral republicans have another one of their club members engaging in immoral behavior - while at away at a Republican Retreat nonetheless...
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Absolutely Hilarious Indian Music Video
When they are not answering your tech support questions most Indian people spend their free time choreographing large multi-person dances and filming really cool music videos.
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'God Hates Fags' Church Liable for $10.9 Million in Damages
A jury on Wednesday ordered an anti-gay Kansas church to pay $10.9 million in damages to relatives of a U.S. Marine who died in Iraq after church members cheered his death at his funeral.
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Taser Doesn't Stop Naked Man (Dont Tase me bro)
Salt Lake police say even a taser wasn't enough to subdue a man who was wandering naked at a Super 8 Motel.
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Dog: The Bounty Hunter gets canceled for racial slurs
A&E has canceled Dog: The Bounty Hunter following a tape that--of all people--The National Inquirer found where Dwayne "The Dog" Chapman repeatedly uses racial slurs for his son's black girlfriend.
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