The Funniest Photo Ever Posted on an eBay Auction (NSFW)

This picture was take from a real eBay auction, make sure you ready what it say and don't cheat.

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The LAST Thing You Want To See When Taking Out The Trash.

A huge cougar looking in through the window while kids play just inside on the kitchen floor. Scary!

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Crazy Star Wars Fan Writes a Love Letter to His Girlfriend

This is what you get when hardcore star wars fanboys try to win their girlfriend back. Epic stuff.

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Tickle Me Emo

Emo chick being tickled by her friends while sitting in the Human Battery Cage in Hobart, Australia.

Stairs Bookcase Actually Makes Me Want to Move to London

Here's a great idea for anyone who loves books and doesn't have enough apartment space or a Kindle: a "secret staircase" made of English oak, lined with books left, right and center, leading to a loft bedroom in a Victorian 1898 apartments block

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Worst Plastic Surgery Ever. EVER!

Rich divorcee Jocelyn Wildenstein spent a rumoured £2million on cosmetic surgery to keep her husband, but succeeded only in ruining the good looks she was born with.

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What NOT to name your furniture store (PIC)

In Korea you can see some strange signs, and this is one of the funniest I've seen. My guess is that they just pulled something random off of an Internet search engine that somehow related to wood furniture.

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Valentines baboon style.

That just about sums it up.

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Conversion Chart for Dating... Sad but True

Things you love about your new boyfriend/girlfriend and how they change in the future..

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Conversion Chart for Dating... Sad but True

Things you love about your new boyfriend/girlfriend and how they change in the future..

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A Rose by any Other Name Would Smell as Sweet?

Shakespeare wrote: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet." Whether you agree depends on many factors. For example:

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Best Drunken Conversation (PIC)

I wonder how drunk this dude must be to be having a conversation with a statue!

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Colt 45 Malt Liquor TV Commercial 1967

Here is another wonderful TV commercial from the 1960's for Colt 45 malt liquor beer.

The Latino Comedy Project's

Tonight we dine in San Diago!

Hillary is getting desperate...

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Hey Hillary... a little closer..... closer....

Top 9 Unique Structures soon to be Built

9 strange and unique structures which have either been approved or are in the final stages of approval. some have already been partially constructed.

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Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the Big-Bang in a piece of toast. Atheist Donald Chapman, 36, told local newspaper, "The Huddlesfield Express" that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.

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John McCain’s inspirational video. Had to share it with you guys.

Will.i.am totally stole this idea from us, we've been thinking for a long time that earnest people reacting to a candidate is the future of music video.

By Election08 On Youtube
Andy Cobb
Josh Funk
Nyima Funk
Marc Evan Jackson
Mark Kienlen
David Pompeii
Marc Warzecha

Special guests:
Beth Farmer
Matt Craig
Rebecca Allen
Kai Pompeii
Kevin Douglas
Victor Lopez

The work that we face in our time is great
in a time of war
and the terrible sacrifices it entails
the promise of a better future is not always clear
there's gonna be other wars
I'm sorry to tell you there's gonna be other wars
there's gonna be a lot of combat wounds
and my friends it's gonna be tough
and we're gonna have a lot to do
That old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran?
Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb...
I'm still convinced that withdrawal means chaos
and if you think that things are bad now
if we withdraw--you ain't seen nothing yet
was the war a good idea, worth the price in blood and treasure?
It was a good idea
President Bush talked about our staying in Iraq for 50 years
Maybe a hundred, that's fine with me
I don't think Americans are concerned if we're there for a hundred years, or a thousand years, or ten thousand years.

7 Products that Look Like Sex Toys But Aren't (Officially)

Valentine's Day is rabidly rapidly approaching, and most people are looking for one of two things: a present for a loved one, or a way to "love yourself". Don't look for these to safisfy either need. These products look sexual, but are made for other means... honestly!

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Sometimes You Get the Trees, Sometimes They Get You [PICS]

The beauty of running are the things you pass by as you run along. You get to see things that you don’t notice as you drive by in a car. You may have run the same route 50 times but you find yourself seeing something different each time. I ran by a tree than had grown over a fence and it got me to thinking ...

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You want the blocks? Best CraigsList Ad Of All Time Ever.

I found this screen-shot gem while cleaning up the desktop. Come get the f*cking blocks and build it yourself.

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Ali G - Abortion

Ali G interviewing protestors and insulting them at the same time with his views on abortion

Bruno

Interview with a gay converting Pastor.

Tourette's Guy

Im saddened to report this, but Danny, AKA Tourettes Guy, passed away. here is the post on the website which was taken down.


August 4, 2007

A couple of days ago we received some terrible news about Danny (Tourette's Guy). Late last week Danny passed away.

About a month ago Danny was involved in a bad car accident. He had been out of the hospital for a couple of days staying with a friend when he suffered some medical complications. He unexpectedly passed away in the night.

We here at TourettesGUY.com are deeply saddened by this news as we love Danny. The reality of Danny's death hasn't sunk in yet, even a few days later. It is our burden to share this news with you - the millions of fans who also love Danny.

In about a week we will be putting the videos back up. We thought about taking the site down for good, but Danny's videos are already all over the internet and we felt that we could do some good with the site. We will be releasing all the videos along with one last new video in a high quality DVD format in memory of Danny. This DVD will be free to download, but you will also be able to purchase a physical copy. All proceeds from the DVD will go to Danny's family.

When the site is completely back up, we will have a service enabling you to send your condolences. We would also like to hear how Danny has positively influenced your life. Please be respectful, and send your letters to letters@tourettesguy.com. Shortly, we will be posting a letter from the person who discovered Danny.

We will miss you Danny!!! May you finally rest in peace.

The Big Admin.

A video I put together of all the Tourette's Guy episodes. Ive noticed alot of comments hinting if this is fake... this is real. He has tourettes and also most of these actions are induced by alcohol.

Taladega Nights Dinner Scene

Ricky Bobby's kids trash talking their grand dad. Hilarious stuff.

A Meter Wide Shark Head With 17 Feet of Shark Love To Follow

"I have to admit after being down in a sub and spending time looking at video feeds from ROV's, the crazy animals I see from the deep start to become commonplace. That is why the below video is absolutely off the freakin' hook! Dr. Eric Vetter was in a submersible off the coast of Moloka'i when a 6-gill shark, at an estimated 17ft, swam..."

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Best Asian Girl T-Shirt Ever

This will be a new classic... seriously

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Jailbait

Everything You Want To Know About Getting Rid Of This Problem In Two Weeks

15 will get you 20

Because sometimes losing your best friend is worth doing his sister.

Because if you don't hit it, someone else will.

Sometimes it's worth it

Because the Ol' Grey Mare just ain't what she used to be.

Take two they're small

Because the best things in life are illegal.

Everything You Want To Know About Getting Rid Of This Problem In Two Weeks

"Must Be The Darkness"

I can't control this feelings
The darkness is calling me

It's friday, seven O'clock in the morning
Just getting up, ready to go work
One more day before the weekend starts
After my shower I drink a glass of milk
Take my keys and head for the car
It's a sunny day, so I open my sun roof
Feel the cool breeze caressing my face
No red lights, no early morning traffic jams
Everything's going nice and easy

Must be the darkness
Must be the darkness

Eight forty five, I arrive at the studio
Get myself a cup of coffee
Put myself behind the desk and put on my sampling
Make some new tracks
Lunch time go to The Garden
Today's special looks good, so I'm gonna go for that
Get a phonecall

Must be the darkness
Must be the darkness

It's Janice
Ask me what I'm gonna do tonight - shit
Like she don't know where I'm gonna be tonight
The same place I'm every friday and saturday night
Jack's place - can't wait to get my house on, yeah
It's five O'clock time to go home
Get no traffic, it feels good

Must be the darkness
Must be the darkness

Call up my friends and do the same thing we do every weekend
Pre party at my house 'round ten - yeah
It's time to eat and I'm just relaxing, watching some TV
Half past eight, time to get ready
Take a little shower, shave and floss - sure got the fresh style fit
I feel ready to go and jam
Ten O'clock my friends are waiting downstairs
Just put on the deck some tapes and feel the house vibes
I couldn't than dance and laugh
Just got downstairs and caught myself on dancing

Must be the darkness
Must be the darkness

Now we're all ready to go clubbing
Shake Sonny
Security knows us, so they don't start a drama
We own the club, put the way across and start dancing
Got myself some gin and juice and this is what I call jamming
Jack's place - you feel this

Must be the darkness
Yeah
Must be the darkness

This is how I live life day by day
I ain't special
I'm the guy next to you in the bus stop
Behind you in the supermarket
The same guy the doctor is waiting go and get sick
I can laugh like you, I can cry like you
I ain't special

homo punch

very fint