Monday, March 31, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Who owns Who? Map of Automaker Ownership
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Man Tries To Attack Gophers With Propane, Fails
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Women Are Evil By Nature...
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. '
Are you the manager?' she asked, softly
stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'
'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and
slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.
'Tell him,' she whispered, '
There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.'
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
A Mosaic: 4,000 Americans Dead
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Thursday, March 20, 2008
The Truth About Relationships
The Truth About Relationships
I believe I have just made some people angry by sending them this video because it's pretty much a documentary of their lives, oh well.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
College Basketball Game Gets Rick Roll'd
A college basketball game is Rick Rolled/Anonymous Raided! Major lulz ensue!
Incredible [The Thing] Optical Illusion [PIC]
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The Ten Legal Commandments of Photography
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Monday, March 17, 2008
What's Your Favorite Curse Word?
Britain's Channel 4 asks loads of celebrities to share their favorite swear words. What's yours?
Discovery of Heaviest Element Known
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. Since GOVERNMENTIUM has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of GOVERNMENTIUM can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. GOVERNMENTIUM has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, GOVERNMENTIUM's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This haracteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that GOVERNMENTIUM is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, GOVERNMENTIUM becomes ADMINISTRATIUM (Am), an element that radiates just as much energy as GOVERNMENTIUM since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Spiders On Drugs
In 1965 Dr. Peter Witt gave drugs to spiders and observed their effects on web building. This short film about the results of the experiment was created by First Church Of Christ, Filmmaker.