Britain's Channel 4 asks loads of celebrities to share their favorite swear words. What's yours?
Monday, March 17, 2008
Discovery of Heaviest Element Known
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, GOVERNMENTIUM (Gv), has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. Since GOVERNMENTIUM has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of GOVERNMENTIUM can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. GOVERNMENTIUM has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, GOVERNMENTIUM's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This haracteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that GOVERNMENTIUM is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, GOVERNMENTIUM becomes ADMINISTRATIUM (Am), an element that radiates just as much energy as GOVERNMENTIUM since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. Since GOVERNMENTIUM has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of GOVERNMENTIUM can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. GOVERNMENTIUM has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, GOVERNMENTIUM's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This haracteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that GOVERNMENTIUM is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, GOVERNMENTIUM becomes ADMINISTRATIUM (Am), an element that radiates just as much energy as GOVERNMENTIUM since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Spiders On Drugs
In 1965 Dr. Peter Witt gave drugs to spiders and observed their effects on web building. This short film about the results of the experiment was created by First Church Of Christ, Filmmaker.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Friday, February 29, 2008
The Funniest Photo Ever Posted on an eBay Auction (NSFW)
This picture was take from a real eBay auction, make sure you ready what it say and don't cheat.
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
The LAST Thing You Want To See When Taking Out The Trash.
A huge cougar looking in through the window while kids play just inside on the kitchen floor. Scary!
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Crazy Star Wars Fan Writes a Love Letter to His Girlfriend
This is what you get when hardcore star wars fanboys try to win their girlfriend back. Epic stuff.
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Tickle Me Emo
Emo chick being tickled by her friends while sitting in the Human Battery Cage in Hobart, Australia.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Stairs Bookcase Actually Makes Me Want to Move to London
Here's a great idea for anyone who loves books and doesn't have enough apartment space or a Kindle: a "secret staircase" made of English oak, lined with books left, right and center, leading to a loft bedroom in a Victorian 1898 apartments block
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Worst Plastic Surgery Ever. EVER!
Rich divorcee Jocelyn Wildenstein spent a rumoured £2million on cosmetic surgery to keep her husband, but succeeded only in ruining the good looks she was born with.
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What NOT to name your furniture store (PIC)
In Korea you can see some strange signs, and this is one of the funniest I've seen. My guess is that they just pulled something random off of an Internet search engine that somehow related to wood furniture.
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Conversion Chart for Dating... Sad but True
Things you love about your new boyfriend/girlfriend and how they change in the future..
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Conversion Chart for Dating... Sad but True
Things you love about your new boyfriend/girlfriend and how they change in the future..
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A Rose by any Other Name Would Smell as Sweet?
Shakespeare wrote: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet." Whether you agree depends on many factors. For example:
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