Friday, January 11, 2008

Punch Out! Vs. Soda Popinski

I’m tempted to put his “real” name here and refer to him as Vodka Drunkinski, but the family-friendly censor of his name is far more hilarious than the original. Based on what Punch-Out teaches us, all Russians are three things:

-Bald

-Physically powerful

-Addicted to vodka soda pop

To be honest, I have yet to find a single shred of evidence to disprove any of these assertions.

Die Hard - Music Video - NEW 4th Verse!

"Die Hard" by Guyz Nite

Not Your Grandma's License Plates... (Pics)

License plate numbers for cars provide you with the best introduction line ever...

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This is Just Plain Wrong!

"Dont jump"

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Ass on a Beach (SFW)

Why is this video so funny? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

The Deadliest Display of Nuclear Power

The largest nuclear bomb, the Czar, was built by the Russians as a part of the Cold War race for arms.

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MOST UNFORTUNATE NAME EVER - Hilarious Pic

Try getting through an english-speaking highschool with THAT one.

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WTF Was the Designer of This Ride Thinking?

The title says it all

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Why to never trust pirates

I want to see this movie.

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Dog pulls trigger on shotgun and kills owner

Am i the only one hoping for actual video of the incident?

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''What are you doing here?'' man asks wife at brothel

A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her...

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No Comp For Crack Dealer

Ohio Supreme Court decides that selling crack cocaine is a job, and therefore they have cut a con's permanent total disability Workers' Compensation benefits.

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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

The Amazing Street Photography of Matt Stuart

Matt Stuart must have the patience of a saint. He shoots photos from perspectives which create an illusion of objects and situations that don’t exist in reality, and he does it by waiting for just the right shot to come into view. Check it out.

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Yes, this is a real screen grab...I just received this error

.I just received this error at work.

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14 Movie Quotes You Should Commit to Memory

At some point in your life you will say one of these without realizing it! I know I have.

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Planets and Stars in Size By Scale - Amazaing Video

Not your average size of planets video, shows stars i've never even heard of, even our sun disappears because it is so small. Shows how insignificant we actually are.

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Jim Breur Explains How to Never Vomit from Alcohol

It's surprisingly simple.

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Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?

"Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?" is a children's book dedicated to "Helping Your Child Understand the Stay-At-Home Server." At first we snarked at this over-the-top marketing propaganda. But then it made us crap our pants with laughter. Microsoft is Brainwashing Children!!!

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The Chronology of an Artist, from 1982 to 2007

Joel Harris has saved his best pictures, from a self-portrait at age 5 to incredible paintings and drawings at age 30. Watch how his art gets progressively better over time.

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Do Monkeys Pay for Sex?

It turns out that one of humanity's oldest professions may be even older than we thought: In a recent study of macaque monkeys in Indonesia, researchers found that male primates "paid" for sexual access to females — and that the going rate for such access dwindled as the number of available females went up.

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