Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Scientists Find Oldest Living Animal, Then Kill It

British marine biologists have found what may be the oldest living animal — that is, until they killed it.

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How to Get Laid in 1977 (and your ass kicked in 2007)

It's amazing what 30 years can do. It can take you from one cool cat who can pick up the ladies to a total n00b who risks getting his ass kicked everytime he rounds a corner.

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13 Bad-Ass Jack-O-Lanterns You're Too Lazy To Carve.

Photos of some amazing pumpkin creations. Happy Halloween!

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Cheerleader Run Over By Football Team

A cheerleader runs to fix a large banner that a football team is about to run through and just as she reaches the banner the entire team tramples over her.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The best and most ridiculous fight ever filmed.

This fight is complete with knife licking, shirt tearing, gratuitous shirtlessness, and the best part is the girl with a broken arm who comes out of nowhere to save the day.

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Maybe next year...

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So Tiny ... Don't Kill It [PIC]

This is one of the cutest picture i've ever seen . Someone is holding a tiny baby bird in hands .

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5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

Our culture is full of tales of the undead walking the Earth, from our religions to our comic books. But, some sort of zombie apocalypse isn't actually possible, right?Right?Guys?Actually, yes. It's quite possible. Here's five ways it could happen, according to science.

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Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion.

New Maddox

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Monday, October 29, 2007

3 Pictures of 3,000 Pumpkins

This guy goes all out for Halloween. Every halloween season, the house at 748 Beech Street in Kenova, West Virginia is transformed into the Great Pumpkin House. The owner, Ric Griffith and hundreds of other volunteers carve thousands of pumpkins for display at his home every halloween.This year (2006) they plan on having 3,030 pumpkins on display. The pumpkins will be on display between October 28th - November 4th. The display will be featured on the Ellen Degeneres show early next week.

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To Protect and Serve.... Bush (PIC)

Graphic of the entourage of staff and fleet of equipment for which US taxpayers pay when their president travels.

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12 Products From Hell

12 products I wish I'd never, ever seen.

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Saturday, October 27, 2007

Firefighter gets high

Firefighter is a hero: saved the house and is now enjoying the fruits of his labor. Or should I say... "plants?"

Olle Lundberg's Cabin [ Pics ]

Check out these the remarkable architect Magic.

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Friday, October 26, 2007

Cat Confused By Scratching

This cat has the funniest reaction when his owner scratches him from behind. He has no idea where its coming from but he likes it.

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Human race will 'Split into Two different species'

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

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Woman Driver Asks Male Hitch Hiker for Oral Sex and Then...

One man is in prison after allegedly stabbing the driver he hitched a ride with over the weekend. The victim is recovering, but it's the details of the case that officials say make it unlike any they've ever seen.

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Weird And Bizarre Plants: 8 Freaks Of Nature! [PICS]

Nature's Gone Wild! Beautiful and bizarre.

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Do You Smoke? U Got To Watch This...

Little experiment which shows what are you doing with your lungs during smoking. It can be good motivation to give up smoking ciggies.. i'm starting quiting..

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

The Interrobang - The Greatest Punctuation Mark of All Time ‽

The interrobang (/ɪn'tɛrəbæŋ/) (‽) is a rarely used, nonstandard English-language punctuation mark intended to combine the functions of the question mark (also called the interrogative point) and the exclamation mark (known in printers' jargon as the bang). The typographical character is a superimposition of those two marks.

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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Moron Lets Car Roll Away At Pump

A guy pulls up to a gas pump to fill up a gas can and leaves his car in neutral. While his back is turned the car rolls away into a small creek and its almost as if he doesnt even realize his car is gone. Dude.

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Bud Light Dude

This guy has mastered the universal language of Dude. Join him as he navigates the obstacles of everyday life.

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Satellite photo of SoCal fires [PIC]

Absolutely incredible.

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Incredible Wildlife Photography by Nick Brandt (PICS)

Amazing

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

8 Minutes of Al Bundy's Classic Fat Women Jokes

A fat woman came into the shoe store today...

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[CRAZY PICS] 10 Strangest Things Caught While Fishing

Is that a Two Headed Fish or a One Headed Fish with two bodies?

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Russian Alien Fish


Village residents from the Rostov region of Russia caught a weird creature two years ago after a strong storm in the Sea of Azov. The shark-looking creature was producing strange squeaky sounds. The fishermen originally believed that they had caught an alien and decided to film it with the help of a cell phone camera. The footage clearly shows the creatures' head, body and long tail. The bizarre catch was weighing almost 100 kilograms, the Komsomolskaya Pravda reports.

However, ufologists and scientists were greatly disappointed when they found out that the fishermen had eaten the monster. They said that they were not scared of the creature so they decided to use it as food. One of the men said that it was the most delicious dish he had ever eaten.

Funniest Movie Death Scenes 1.5

This is an extended version of Funniest Movie Death Scenes. I have added a few more deaths and the quality iss much better this time around and in 16:9 widescreen ratio.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Maury Show - 15 Year Old has had sex OVER 300 Times!!

This 15 Year old teenager had sex over 300 times with over 15 men! Had Sex in public over 100 Times! More Inside.

Maury Show - Black kid with white parents paternity test

This poor bastard really gets crapped on and then he cries like a girl.

Amazing Cake Designs! (PICS)

It’s no surprise that Michelle Wibowo’s cake and sugarcraft are so structurally amazing - she has a degree in architecture! Just take one look at her portfolio and you’ll understand why this award-winning lady is definitely one of the best cake designers around today.

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What Were His Parents Thinking..? [pic]

Poor guy! :)

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Monkeys KILL Delhi deputy mayor

Yes - you read it right.... The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi died on Sunday after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys!

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Jury Finds Two Cops Guilty of Sodomizing Man With Screwdriver

Chicago police claim the crime never happened, but the victim's lawyers presented evidence that an internal police investigation uncovered screwdrivers in the car used by the officers, that the victim had an injury to his rectum, and that a forensic test suggested there was human fecal matter in the car's glove compartment.

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Friday, October 19, 2007

Couple Make Burglar Clean Up at Gunpoint

The burglar even had the nerve to complain/whine to the cops about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint....

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Brian Stands Up For Meg on Family Guy

Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12, but now, you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19, you're gonna be a worn-out, chalky skin, burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ball park?

AMAZING! Realistic Cardboard Sculptures [pic]

Chris Gilmour, an English artist living in Italy has created these realistic life size sculptures of everyday objects such as cars, bikes, wheelchairs, etc

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Cat Vs. Scorpion

Housecats are curious animals that patrol and play at night.

11 Most Unintentionally Poignant Drunk Celebrity Videos

11 Most Unintentionally Poignant Drunk Celebrity Videos

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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Why net neutrality is important [pic]

why?

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funny pics must see

Really cool animated gifts. Well worth a look.

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[PIC] Funniest police pursuit ever

Worst cops ever. It's like a kind of dance or something

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15 Embarrassing Movie Posters (PICS)

I especially like the caption "Stalin’s weird fetishism revealed!" next to the picture of the bald woman on the poster of "The Girl in the Kremlin" movie.

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

See Five Thousand Years of Faith in 90 seconds

An interactive timeline....

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Unbelievably stupid gadgets everyone SHOULD live without [PICS]

You’re probably familiar with all these gadgets that are available in various online stores – some are useful, some quite brilliant and a few downright indispensable. And then there’s the opposite side of the spectrum. Let’s just say that the world's stupidest gadgets came in for review today.

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What TOP GUN is really about by Quentin Tarantino

Tarantino explains what the film TOP GUN is really about.

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Killer Pumpkin (PIC)

A Tad more graphic than most, but SFW

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Carmen Sandiego finally found! // pic

Jeez, it's been a loooong time, Carmen.

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Woman Seeks Help. Advice Is Given. // pic

You know your life is messed up when an advice columnist refuses to help you.

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It Only Tuesday!

Tuesday's arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long. If our calculations are correct, there is a chance we are in effect closer to last weekend than the one coming up.

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Survival [PIC]

How to survive...

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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Tom Mabe funny phone call

a very funny phone call... if you want to mess up with those marketing/telemarketer people calling you all day... just listen !