Friday, March 28, 2008

"Liberating Iraq Would be a Cakewalk"

In what sense Mr. Adelman? All I see is a walk of death.

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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Who owns Who? Map of Automaker Ownership

automotive family tree shows who really owns major car companies. These car makers are an incestuous group!

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Freaking Awesome Super Slow-Mo Slap

i'm a sucker for anything in super slow-mo, what can I say...

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Man Tries To Attack Gophers With Propane, Fails

The "Rodenator" is a device that dumps a mixture of propane and oxygen into gopher holes, then lights them up like a Fourth of July fireworks display. Problem was after a couple of successful blasts, the two Canucks who used it overfilled one of the tanks and started a fire causing $200,000 in damages. Video attached.

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Ski accident

Funny ski accident

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Women Are Evil By Nature...


A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.

She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.

As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. '

Are you the manager?' she asked, softly

stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied.

'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said,

running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'

'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued,

running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and

slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and

allowing him to suck them gently.

'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.

'Tell him,' she whispered, '

There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.'

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

A Mosaic: 4,000 Americans Dead

this photo is done over and over and over again and it's extremely effective. the most recent one i could find with a quick search is a 2005 photo that won an illustration award in the national press photographers associations 2006 best of photojournalism competition. here's the link: http://bop.nppa.org/2006/still_photography/winners ... it's different but equally effective. i know it's poignant, but it's also sad that all we can do as citizens to voice our displeasure about this war is make imagery and comment about it online. actually, it's sad that all we can do IS voice our displeasure. it's not like anyone will listen to us...

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The Pope has a pretty badass background (PIC)

Hallelujah!!

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Thursday, March 20, 2008

The Truth About Relationships

The Sad Truth About Relationships

The Truth About Relationships

I believe I have just made some people angry by sending them this video because it's pretty much a documentary of their lives, oh well.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

College Basketball Game Gets Rick Roll'd

A college basketball game is Rick Rolled/Anonymous Raided! Major lulz ensue!

Incredible [The Thing] Optical Illusion [PIC]

The pic of Marvel Comics superhero The Thing of Fantastic Four is definitely one of the best examples of trompe l’oeil I’ve seen. It was drawn by Justen Ladda in 1981 at PS 37 in the Bronx, New York. (click on the “Side View” to see how it was done)

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The Ten Legal Commandments of Photography

You're sure you haven't done anything wrong, but you don’t know whose side the law is on. Fret no more

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Monday, March 17, 2008

What's Your Favorite Curse Word?

Britain's Channel 4 asks loads of celebrities to share their favorite swear words. What's yours?

Thirty Thousand Kilometers Above Enceladus

What does the surface of Saturn's ice-spewing moon Enceladus look like?

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What Chicago Looks Like at Night, From 36,000 Feet

Beautiful aerial view of Chicago's grid-style geography at night.

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Discovery of Heaviest Element Known

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, GOVERNMENTIUM (Gv), has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. Since GOVERNMENTIUM has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of GOVERNMENTIUM can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. GOVERNMENTIUM has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, GOVERNMENTIUM's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This haracteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that GOVERNMENTIUM is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, GOVERNMENTIUM becomes ADMINISTRATIUM (Am), an element that radiates just as much energy as GOVERNMENTIUM since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Spiders On Drugs

In 1965 Dr. Peter Witt gave drugs to spiders and observed their effects on web building. This short film about the results of the experiment was created by First Church Of Christ, Filmmaker.

Harold and Kumar 2 Teaser Trailer

al qaeda and north korea.. working together!

I Come In Peace - Trailer

... you go in pieces!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Sharted

Dude, We gotta go! I just sharted. I tried to far and a little shit came out.