Hiding in plain sight! Brilliant!
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Thursday, January 31, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
I don't know why this is so cool, it just is.
Might as well ask why a sunset is beautiful or why iPhones are so dang sexy. Sometimes things just are what they are.
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Americans are NOT stupid - WITH SUBTITLES
So what if they don´t know how many sides a triangle have? Or who Tony Blair is? That is not fair...just because their president is as intelligent as a door, it doen´t mean they´re all like that...if you still think american people are stupi, watch this video and change your mind :)
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Is Europe a country?
Funny video about a quiz show, where the question is about an obscure country called Hungary.
will ferrell's power lunch...
comedian will ferrell busts in on a live news show and promptly announces that GE is bankrupt and then hits on the female co-host .
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Beech Baron landing at Courchevel Airport, France
Landing a Beech Baron 58 at Courchevel Airport, France. The Air Show BBC2.
Friday, January 25, 2008
Bob Saget Stand Up Comedy Highlights
The highlights from Bob Saget's latest stand up special. Who says this guy is untalented?!
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life.
Crucial
Because of recent abductions
in daylight hours,refresh yourself
of these things to do
in an emergency situation...
This is for you,
and for you to share
with your wife,
your children,
everyone you know.
After reading these 9 crucial tips ,
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful
in this crazy world we live in.
1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do :
1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do :
The elbow
is the strongest point
on your body.
If you are close enough to use it,
do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide
2. Learned this from a tourist guide
in New Orleans
If a robber asks
for your wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM
Toss it away from you....
chances are
that he is more interested
in your wallet and/or purse
than you,
and he will go
for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown
3. If you are ever thrown
into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lights
and stick your arm out the hole
and start waving like crazy.
The driver won't see you,
but everybody else will.
This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency
4. Women have a tendency
to get into their cars after shopping,
eating, working, etc.,
and just sit (doing their checkbook,
or making a list, etc.
DON'T DO THIS!)
The predator
will be watching you,
and this is the perfect opportunity
for him to get in
on the passenger side,
put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,
LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
a. If someone
a. If someone
is in the car
with a gun
to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine
and speed into anything,
wrecking the car.
Your Air Bag will save you.
If the person is
in the back seat
they will get the worst of it .
As soon as the car crashes
bail out and run.
It is better than having them
find your body
in a remote location.
5 A few notes about getting
5 A few notes about getting
into your car in a parking lot,
or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:
look around you,
look into your car,
at the passenger side floor ,
and in the back seat
B..) If you are parked next to a big van,
enter your car from the passenger door .
Most serial killers attack their victims
by pulling them into their vans
while the women are attempting
to get into their cars.
C..) Look at the car
parked on the driver's side
of your vehicle,
and the passenger side.
If a male is sitting alone
in the seat nearest your car,
you may want to walk back
into the mall, or work,
and get a guard/policeman
to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS
6. ALWAYS
take the elevator
instead of the stairs.
(Stairwells are horrible places
to be alone
and the perfect crime spot.
This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun
7. If the predator has a gun
and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you
(a running target)
4 in 100 times;
And even then,
it most likely
WILL NOT
be a vital organ.
RUN,
Preferably !
in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women,
8. As women,
we are always trying
to be sympathetic:
STOP !
It may get you raped,
or killed.
Ted Bundy,
the serial killer,
was a good-looking,
well educated man,
who ALWAYS played
on the sympathies
of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane,
or a limp,
and often asked
'for help'
into his vehicle
or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted
his next victim.
his next victim.
************* Here it is *******
9. Another Safety Point:
Someone just told me
that her friend heard
a crying baby on her porch
the night before last,
and she called the police
because it was late
and she thought it was weird.
The police told her
'Whatever you do,
DO NOT
open the door.'
The lady
then said that
it sounded like the baby
had crawled near a window,
and she was worried
that it would crawl
to the street
and get run over.
The policeman said,
'We already have a unit on the way,
whatever you do,
DO NOT open the door.'
He told her that they think
a serial killer
has a baby's cry recorded
and uses it to coax
women out of their homes
thinking that someone
dropped off a baby
He said they have not verified it,
but have had several calls
by women saying that
they hear baby's cries
outside their doors
when they're home alone
at night.
Please pass this on and
Please pass this on and
DO NOT
open the door
for a crying baby ----
This
e-mail should probably
be taken seriously because
the Crying Baby theory
was mentioned on
America 's Most Wanted
this past Saturday
when they profiled
the serial killer in Louisiana
I'd like you
I'd like you
to forward this
to all the women you know.
It may save a life.
A candle is not dimmed
by lighting another candle.
I was going to send this to the ladies only,
but guys,
if you love your mothers,
wives,
sisters,
daughters, etc.,
you may want to
pass it onto them, as well.
Send this
Send this
to any woman you know
that may need
to be reminded
that the world we live in
has a lot of crazies in it
and it's better to be safe
than sorry.
Everyone should take 5 minutes to read this. It may save your life or a loved one's life.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
99 Extraordinary Uses for Ordinary Objects [w/PICS]
Imagine all of the silly old stuff you have sitting around the house that is simply going to waste and hasn’t been used in years. Think it’s all junk? Perhaps not. Here are ninety-nine creative ways you can use things you thought had only one purpose, from beer and soda to rulers, stamps, sugar, toothpaste, old CDs and even your iPod. Enjoy!
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10 of the most Amazing Sand Sculptures from around the World
As a kid you probably enjoyed making sandcastles on the beach but did you ever think sandcastles could be so big, so elaborate or intricate? Some take it seriously, very seriously.
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What Do You Get When You Turn a Teddy Bear Inside Out?
Think of your favorite teddy bear. Now imagine it’s been ripped open, gutted, and turned inside-out. That’s what Kent Rogowski’s Bears series has done to the iconic stuffed animals of our childhoods.
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Best Buy Cashes in on Heath Ledger's Death
Come on best buy you can do better than that? But then again this is a capitalistic nation....
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Man Who Carved 6000 Steps into Mountain for Love Dies
A 70-year-old Chinese man hand-carved over 6,000 stairs up a mountain for his 80-year-old wife passed away Wednesday morning in the cave which has been the couple's home for the last 50 years.
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Rap Lyrics Explained With Charts and Graphs
Absolute genious. Compiled from the phishook forums. Let’s see how many you can figure out.
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008
As Obese Population Rises More Candidates Courting Fat Vote
Presidential candidates are reaching out to fat voters on the campaign trail by eating large amounts of food.
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New Roommates Attempt To Find Manly Way Of Saying Good Night
"We started out by bumping fists and saying 'night bro,' and right now we're getting by with really sarcastically saying 'nighty-night, sweetie,'"
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Gambling-Addiction Study Gets Out Of Hand
LAS VEGAS, NV-A gambling-addiction study by researchers at UNLV's Gaming Studies Research Center has "gotten way out of hand," sources close to the project reported Monday.
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16 Incredibly Unconventional Hotel Rooms [PICS]
Ever wonder what it would be like to live upside-down, sleep like a vampire or break out of prison? More and more hotels are breaking out of the tradition of cookie-cutter rooms and are moving toward unique one-of-a-kind artist-driven room designs. Here are sixteen such rooms that span the spectrum from clever and kitchy to sexy and surreal.
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A Chapel Converted Into a Modern Apartment [ Pics ]
The talented people from ZECC Architects turned transformed an old chapel into a spacious modern apartment, carefully respecting and enhancing the character of the original building. And I can say that this apartment looks very good.
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10 Best Stephen Hawking Quotes
Some amazing thoughts and funny insights from the man who is widely considered to be one of the most intelligent people living today.
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Friday, January 18, 2008
First Offical Photo of the Enterprise for "Star Trek" (2008)
This is the first official glimpse of the U.S.S. Enterprise under construction for J.J. Abrams' Star Trek (2008).
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A Hello Kitty assault rifle that actually exists
Awhile back we were treated to a hilarious Photoshop job called the HK-47--an assault rifle decorated with images of everybody's favorite nonpornographic, nontentacled Japanese import, Hello Kitty. We were sad to learn that it was, well, Photoshopped. Well this one is the real deal!
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Thursday, January 17, 2008
Ali G
Jesus Christ. I laughed so hard at 15:02 afterwards :)) OMG the 69 part was phenomenon! How come he doesn't laugh?
Ali G - Sex Education
Ali G talks about sex education with the experts... none of which are as knowledgeable as his father when it comes to talking to your kids about sex.
5 Peculiar Instruments (and what they sound like)
My interest in musical oddities dates back to high school, when I spent an inordinate amount of time trying to invent an original instrument. Here are 5 weird ones that not only work, they’ve also passed the test of time.
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Everything I Know About Money I Read on Walls [PICS]
There are some things that you just know, there are other things that you need to study, and some stuff you learn just by reading the writing on the wall...
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Incredible moment surfers are hit by 50ft wave off Cornwall
Heavy rain and gale force winds have taken a heavy toll on parts of Britain, but for surfers Lee William and Charlie Thompson, both 21, it was a perfect excuse to head for the sea.
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Chris Farley Tries To Pick Up Girls At The Mall
A rare clip from a Tom Arnold comedy special. Chris Farley proves he was just as good at unscripted prank humor as he was at sketch and movie comedy. We miss you, big guy.
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Kevin James America's Got Talent Cut In Half Illusion Extra
This footage includes the act everyone is talking about, including some extra seconds of footage that were not shown the first night on television (included at end of video).
Bible Questions for BibleGateway.com
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?
i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?
i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
Movies with the Most Instances of the F-Word
We've compiled a list of the films with the most instances of the F-word. Check out the f’n list below.
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The 30 Strangest Deaths in History
Ever heard about death by beard? How about holding a pee in? Or death by dessert? If you haven't, you're in luck. It's all in this list.
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Oops... Lucky Me! 10 Accidental Product Discoveries (W/Pics)
If it weren't for luck, or lucky accidents, none of these products would exist today. The following ten products were all discovered as a result of pure accidents. Where would we be today without some of these great products?
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Franz Reichelt - Eiffel Tower
Franz Reichelt jumping from Eiffel Tower.
"The Flying Tailor". First (and last) attempt to test his new parachute.
February 4, 1912
malibu talks about his injury
malibu from american gladiators is a gigantic tool. the end of the interview is priceless.
Jupiter sounds (so strange!) NASA-Voyager recording
From an original CD: JUPITER NASA-VOYAGER SPACE SOUNDS (1990) BRAIN/MIND Research
Fascinating recording of Jupiter sounds (electromagnetic "voices") by NASA-Voyager. The complex interactions of charged electromagnetic particles from the solar wind , planetary magnetosphere etc. create vibration "soundscapes". It sounds very interesting, even scary.
Jupiter is mostly composed of hydrogen and helium. The entire planet is made of gas, with no solid surface under the atmosphere. The pressures and temperatures deep in Jupiter are so high that gases form a gradual transition into liquids which are gradually compressed into a metallic "plasma" in which the molecules have been stripped of their outer electrons. The winds of Jupiter are a thousand metres per second relative to the rotating interior. Jupiter's magnetic field is four thousand times stronger than Earth's, and is tipped by 11° degrees of axis spin. This causes the magnetic field to wobble, which has a profound effect on trapped electronically charged particles. This plasma of charged particles is accelerated beyond the magnetosphere of Jupiter to speeds of tens of thousands of kilometres per second. It is these magnetic particle vibrations which generate some of the sound you hear on this recording.
Huckabee: Amend Constitution to be in 'God's standards'
The United States Constitution never uses the word "God" or makes mention of any religion, but Mike Huckabee thinks it's time to put an end to that. "I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god, " Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday.
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Did You Know; Shift Happens - Globalization; Information Age
Created by Karl Fisch, and modified by Scott McLeod; Globalization and The Information Age
Monday, January 14, 2008
Running the Numbers: An American Self-Portrait (PICS)
A collection of pictures which examine contemporary American culture through the austere lens of statistics. Each image portrays a specific quantity of something, like fifteen million sheets of office paper. The goal is to emphasize the role of the individual in a society that is increasingly enormous, incomprehensible, and overwhelming.
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Mysterious $100 counterfeit bills appear across world
These “supernotes" are not just any fake bills, but a counterfeit so perfect it’s become an international whodunit. The only way to distinguish some of these bills, experts say, is to compare photographically blown-up sections with magnifying instruments. About $50 million of the mystery money has been seized since 1989.
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Giant Liger: What Happens When You Mate a Tiger and a Lion
The liger is a hybrid cross between a male lion and a female tiger. They are the largest cats in the world. Ligers have been bred in captivity, deliberately and accidentally, since shortly before World War II. In the wild it is virtually impossible for lions and tigers to mate.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
15 Unexpected Store Names (Pics)
There are stores that let you know what they have to offer, and then there are stores that have such a weird signs, you don't know quite what to expect...
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Friday, January 11, 2008
How Are These Not Photoshopped? [PICS]
"All of the photos below are exactly as the shots were taken. Although it's hard to believe (and many won't anyway) but they are untouched."
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Divided-at-birth twins 'married'
A pair of twins who were separated at birth got married without knowing they were brother and sister. They were adopted by separate families, and neither was told that they had a twin sibling.
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Funny Spam Pictures
This a collection of the funniest SPAM emails I have received in my inbox this month. Try and guess what type of products were being advertised!
Take a pill and then measure in the morning.
More than you can imagine....
This guy calls himself the "cobra commando"
Now thats just promoting a bad stereotype, guys don't fall asleep moments after sex.
Extra extra, read all about it.
Shirt says it all
Irish penis pill
Hide your daughters!
Hey kids, measure your stub
She looks a little worried!
Insert funny caption here.
Take a pill and then measure in the morning.
More than you can imagine....
This guy calls himself the "cobra commando"
Now thats just promoting a bad stereotype, guys don't fall asleep moments after sex.
Extra extra, read all about it.
Shirt says it all
Irish penis pill
Hide your daughters!
Hey kids, measure your stub
She looks a little worried!
This one is called, taking the snake out of the cage.
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