Some state signs don't seem to prepare tourists for the state they're about to enter. So here are some more realistic state signs.
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Wednesday, November 12, 2008
I hate job hunting
WAITRESS NEEDED: Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience. Apply in Person Carnation Restaurant.
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Sunday, November 2, 2008
A Juvenile Delinquent After My Own Heart! (PIC)
He's gonna be thinking long and hard about what he's done... "thats what she said"
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WILL FERRELL as Bush Endorsing McCain/Palin
Will made a guest appearance on SNL's Primetime special Thursday night as George W. Bush. Bush makes a special, yet unwanted, political endorsement.
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Periodic Table of Vulgarity
A chart for anyone wanting to learn the chemical names for what is deemed "vulgar" might find this useful.
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Monday, October 6, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Little Bill O'Reilly Tells It Like It Is
Listen up, heroes--why does this little version of O'Reilly seem more intimidating than the real thing?
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Sarah Silverman & Leonardo DiCaprio: "Don't Vote"
A cavalcade of Hollywood stars give Americans a dozen reasons not to visit the polls this November.
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$400 Million Mega Yacht With Anti-Missile Radar [PICS]
A £200m floating fortress: An artist's impression of the new yacht displays its impressive size and defence capabilities
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Monday, September 1, 2008
15 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
There's a whole bunch of jaw-dropping pics that the internet declared 'FAKE!' the moment they appeared. But as it turns out, some of them are, in fact, insanely surreal photographs of weird stuff around the world.
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Monday, July 21, 2008
Where did the Joker come from? A brief history(PICS)
Christopher Nolan's film, "The Dark Knight," certainly doesn't give us any clues. But though the character has many versions of his origin in the fictional world, his actual history is a multimedia mash-up of drawing.But to understand where Ledger came from in his acting, you have to go back to see the characters development over the last 68 years.
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Monday, June 30, 2008
The Logic of the Average Digg User
An incomplete yet comprehensible logic statement, based on the interest of the average Digg user.
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Old SEGA Ad: The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets
Old SEGA Ad: The More You Play With It, The Harder It Gets!
If Tattoos Actually Told the Truth
Getting to know someone would be as easy as learning to read, and in some cases asking them to take off their shirt. So here it is, the truth about tattoos and what they mean... read on and discover!
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I'm the Biggest IDIOT Ever!!!! // Pic
Old photo of a ref standing, while a clever fan holds up a sign "I'm the biggest IDIOT ever!" ... looks like he had an ID10T error.
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The Douchiest Phone Message In History
In all my years of studying douchebaggery, never have i encountered anything like this. It’s such pure and unadulterated douche that I wish I could bottle it and use just a drop of it at a time.
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Sunday, June 22, 2008
Dumb Woman Bus Driver
As we have seen time and time again women are not good drivers. They shouldnt be allowed behind the wheel of a smart car let alone a giant public bus.
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20 Jobs Too Awesome to Exist
Not the ones that help achieve the stated goals on your resume. The ones you wanted when you were five, before you found out they didn't exist.
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10 Drunk Photos You Don't Want To Be In
Let's face it, we have all been really drunk and made some mistakes. This is part of being human. The good news is that a lot of times, when you act a fool, your friends are in a similar state of mind and probably weren't concerned with you being you. Unfortunately, the mass proliferation of digital camera ownership increases the chance that you...
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Saturday, June 14, 2008
Top 10 Money Shots (PICS)
These are some of the best ones I've seen. Don't worry it should be safe for work.
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Girl Survives a Lightning Strike, Wins the Lottery Next Day
No one quite understands the term "striking it lucky" better than 16-year-old BreAnna Helsel. The Michigan teen survived being struck by lightning and went on to win $20 in the lottery the next day. Helsel said she saw the electricity shoot out of her fingers and into the overhead lights, immediately knocking out the house's power.
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"Conservative" radio host calls for Murder
Michael Reagan a "Conservative" talk show host calls for murder of anti war activist Mike Dice.
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Gen. Wesley Clark tears McCain a new one
Gen. Wesley Clark appears on "Morning Joe" and takes on John McCain on his national security claims, on flip-flopping on torture, and on foreign policy. The pundits try to throw Clark off his game but he holds on strong and makes a compelling argument.
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Sunday, June 1, 2008
Digitally Enhanced Photo of Orange Tribe People [PIC]
"Yo, what's with the bow?""Not now Chief, I'm in the fucking zone"New Jersey Douche Bags strike again!
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Just Horrible Placement (PIC)
Her parents look so proud. Breaking news on masterbation-athon and #13 spelling be winner photo. Bad design is all.
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The Homeless of Heathrow Airport
Many of the homeless like 'Michael' have suitcases to make it seem like they are going on holiday. 'Heathrow is my home': Meet one of the 100 homeless people who live at the airport
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Friday, May 30, 2008
Space Beer: One Small Step
Japan, the maker of milk, horse radish and even Pharaoh's beer, promises a new brew that is out of this world: Space Beer. The new beer from Sapporo will use barley grown in the Russian unit of the International Space Station and will land later this year. Dan Sloan reports.
Descent of the Phoenix! [Astronomy Photo of the Day]
In this sweeping view, the 10 kilometer-wide crater Heimdall lies on the north polar plains of Mars. But the bright spot highlighted in the inset is the Phoenix lander parachuting toward the surface. The amazing picture was captured on May 25th by the HiRISE camera onboard the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter.
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Convert Your Car To Run On Water & Gas
We must turn this clock backwards! Let's eliminate harmful exhaust emission that pollute the environment and contribute to global warming.
I'm sure there are a few people out there that don't want you to watch this video. Along with that, it may not be in the oil and gas industrys best interest for you to read the website with all the instructions.
Note: Special appearance by Jimmi Carter.
When I first say this video, I had todo some research. What I came across was this guide that teaches you exactly how todo it for under $200 bucks. See for yourself.
So you think you can dance.....I think he Can Dance
So You Think You Can Dance contestant Robert Muraine has some of the best moves Ive ever seen in my life. The guy can pop and lock like no one else. Watch this YouTube video of a dancing freakshow!
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Monday, May 26, 2008
Hilious Cannabis blunder at Tokyo airport
An unwitting passenger arriving at Japan's Narita airport has received 142g of cannabis after a customs test went awry, officials say. (or they just got busted trying to smuggle a bunch of pot through a unknowing mule)
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10 Craziest PC Case Mods
Ok NERDS, for the coolest PC case mods, look no further then this list. Nowadays, a computer is indispensable in our homes, but don’t you think they all look about the same? It would be nice to have something special, a PC like no other, therefore there are many people who try to create their own design for a computer and the first thing that you should change is the PC case.
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Digg & Fox Tricked: 13yo ordering hookers w/ dads cc a FAKE
What a virtual world we travel through sometimes. A (relatively) innocent marketing ploy designed to draw in backlinks for a financial services comparison website in London has stirred up media attention ranging from the front page of Digg to coverage on Fox News.
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Kobe Bryant Jumps Over Pool w/ Snakes
Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers jumped over a swimming pool filled with snakes. GO LAKERS! This is it, the video you have been waiting for. Roman Gladiators meets the NBA!
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The Difference Between Men and Women...
Not entirely accurate because the opposite does happen. Just another stereotype that's often true...
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Bankrupt Office Photography
"When I started shooting bankrupt offices, I found it to be more archeology than photography. Everywhere I went I found signs of life, interrupted.
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Fox News Jokes About Killing Obama
While commenting on Hillary's RFK gaffe, Liz Trotta on Fox News Channel first referred to Barack Obama as "Osama" and then laughed that they should both be killed. Hahaha very funny motherfucker
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Gas Giveaway Causes Massive L.A.Traffic Jam
Hundreds and hundreds of cars line up when a telephone company offers $10,000 worth of free gas.
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
An Orgy of Paper Notes on a Vending Machine
kasey in tucson spotted this orgy of vending-machine notes in the anthropology department of the university of arizona. “they just keep adding up. i think the pepsi man is either amused by them or just doesn’t care.” Maybe he’s just hanging back until he has enough material for his dissertation on non-verbal communication. Read the last note, its the funniest. Bunch of jokers.
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Rare & Beautiful Pics Of The Snow Leopard
Gorgeous animals which survive in world's most rugged, desolate Central Asian mountain ranges (e.g., Himalaya, Pamirs, Karakorum, etc.). Snow leopard population is dwindling, facing possible extinction, & extremely difficult to photograph. Great pics here. [If interested, there's also a related article.]
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Kobe Bryant Passes to Himself for 2-Handed Dunk
It's the ability to make stuff up in mid-air that makes Kobe the closest thing to Michael.
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Faces: LSD vs Alcohol vs PSP
Face tells everything about person's addictions. This is a gag steming from the faces of meth series.
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Steve Ballmer Egged in Hungary!
Steve Ballmer joins the Bill Gates club for food targets when he gave a speech/presentation in Hungary. It's all captured on camera. dude gets a good egging. Don't miss this hilirious footage of ballmer getting egged bigtime!
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How to read fortune cookies
A new way to think immaturely about those famously silly fortune cookies. The How-To of fortune cookies.
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Thank you for saying yes [pic]
Hand written note by some dork asking for a girlfriend. Some one needs to take this kid and show him a thing or two about the ladies... Poor sap.
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This Technology Will Blow Your Mind..
These genius' never cease to amaze me.. This technology will soon be at our fingertips..
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Busted! 100 Celebrities Arrested For Drug Possession
Some you will have heard of, but many will surprise and shock you. On to the list.
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The patriotic flag burning (P&T magic trick)
It's amazing how you can get away with some stuff. Flag burning (which is a crime in some places) can be easily done in front of a captive audience if you do it while making a patriotic speech.
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monkey on a goat on a cup on a tight rope
this is by far the most amazing thing i have ever. This guy has a monkey riding a goat, that is standing on a tiny cup. I'd pay 5 dollars to see that!
Aussie Bells From Watchersweb
Kangaroo jumps out onto the golf course and messes with the pros. Funny video.
Truly AssTastic Chocolate
The Bisous Pure Belgian Chocolate Edible Anus is made from the finest chocolate from Belgium crafted into an eerily accurate replica of an anus.
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Bizarre Glowing Color-Clouds Seen 30 Min Before China Quake
"These clouds seemed to be glowing or somewhat luminous and seemed to resemble some characteristics of the Auroras. I guess they were formed by some kind of charged particles released from the powerful seismic events below. "
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Friday, May 16, 2008
Why Women (Gladly) Date Ugly Men
It's a pretty well known fact that most women - attractive women - will happily date ugly men. We see it on TV -- in shows like King of Queens, though I would probably argue that Kevin James is kind of a stud, and really, that's exactly the point I plan on making-- and we see it in our friends.
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Famous People Who Failed [And Why You Shouldn't Give Up]
Don't be put off achieving your destiny, even if you have experienced failure in your life. This video mentions well known people who had failed, but kept pressing on until they became successful.
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Luxury Tax (Seen On The Streets Of Chicago) (PIC)
We regularly pass by this corner in our neighborhood, which is one that has seen a large amount of teardowns and extensive rebuilding to create large, luxurious single family homes. Someone has taken a single panel of the sidewalk and turned it...
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Girl's twin found inside her stomach
Doctors say a 9-year-old girl who went to hospital in central Greece suffering from stomach pains was carrying her embryonic twin. Ew
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Racist Obama T-Shirt Protest video. Store owner statement.
Marietta bar owner Mike Norman says the T-shirts he's peddling, featuring a look-a-like of cartoon chimp Curious George peeling a banana, with "Obama in '08" underneath, are not meant to offend.Norman acknowledged the imagery's Jim Crow roots but said he sees nothing wrong with depicting a prominent African-American as a monkey.
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Emo Segregation
If you are looking at the ground and/or your hair covers your eyes and you are in an ironic depression listening to Dashboard...right this way! We don't like your emo kind around these parts boy!
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Darvaz: The Door to Hell [PIC]
The story of this place lasts already for 35 years. Once the geologists were drilling for gas. Then suddenly during the drilling they have found an underground cavern, it was so big that all the drilling site with all the equipment and camps got deep deep under the ground. None dared to go down there because the cavern was filled with gas. So they
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Chris Matthews Stumps Right-Wing Radio Host
You have got to see this one! Kevin James was made to admit he doesn't know what he is talking about and then throws a fit. Funny nut job.
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Disgustingly adorable Polar Bear photos!
11 images of one of the cutest animals. I can't believe that we have allowed these guys to become a "threatened species". Have you ever seen them swim? So incredible!
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Thursday, May 15, 2008
Sex, Lies and Barbara Walters
After Barbara Walters admits to an affair with a Senator on Oprah Winfrey her voicemail reveals a number of other lurid secrets.
Bill Maher: George Bush and the Neo Cons
George Bush and the Neo Conservatives=unpatriotic delusional nutcases. Video includes: NeoConnections.com I am no doctor, but I'm on TV. Start a war in the middle east because jesus told you.
10 Items You Think Make You Cool, But Don’t
Being cool is normally subjective. But there are some things that unequivocally make you uncool. We’re not saying we’re cool, we’re just saying if you own any of these items, you’re not.
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Seinfeld 10 years later
Check out this photogallery! Where did all the time go? That Jerry Seinfeld sure is a funny guy.
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
18 of the Craziest, Creepiest, Kinkiest Hotel Rooms [PICS]
Ever want to sleep suspended in mid-air, stay in a barn loft or live out some other strange fantasy you’re afraid to tell anyone? If you can think of it, chances are someone has created it.
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Food Portion Size, 20 Years Ago vs. Today
A visual representation of what sizes used to be (20 years ago) compared to what they are today. No wonder every one is getting fatter.
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Top 10 Angry Television Reporter Moments Caught On Tape
Being a reporter can be stressful, whether you happen to be on live TV or not. The best part is everyone gets to see you them on a bad too.
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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Bill Maher on Feminism
This is Libertarian Bill Maher's take on how feminism has taken over America. He makes some very insightful points that prove America has become a feminized country. This is an excerpt from his special "Victory Begins at Home".
Bill Maher on Religion
great monologue! Probably bill maher's best. talking bushes, virgin births, santa clause and god are the same guy.
THE ULTIMATE SLINKY!!!!! (Veniamin's Human Slinky)
the ultimate slinky guy who does really cool tricks xD This is Veniamin's Human Slinky act, and it's awesome.
Radiohead - There there - Live on BBC Later... Jools Holland
Thom Yorke is God and Radiohead is a religion
Radiohead live on BBC Later... with Jools Holland. There there
Monday, May 12, 2008
Who's That Hiding In My Fox 5 News Logo? (Video)
It's undetectable at normal speed, but I was editing this footage in Final Cut Pro and going through it frame-by-frame when I saw this.
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ZOO YORK Guru Challenge
Welcome to the ZOO YORK "Spread the Word" contest. Post your video response to show us how you get yourself out there. Play it cool, don't disrespect, and you might find your video blowing up on YouTube in a New York minute.
Oh my god! What is wrong with her arm!?
Weird picture. I guess girls arms generally hyper-extend more then mens... but this girls arm is a little much.
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The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bulls**t Statistics
Facts tend to survive based on how interesting they are, rather than whether or not they're, y'know, true. Hitler said if you tell a lie strong enough and long enough, eventually it will become fact. Well, read some favorite BS quotes here.
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Friday, May 9, 2008
Did You See This Yet?
Free video tells the true story of how a few guys figured out a way to find stocks that average 30,000% in gains. It’s all based on looking up information on a particular government website (don’t worry they explain it in the video). I won’t give it away, but it takes about 3 clicks to do. Watch and be amazed…
Peter
Click here for the true story of their multi-million dollar profit windfalls!
This comes from the guys who did the http://www.DoublingStocksNewsletter.comThursday, May 8, 2008
Dave Chappelle- Sesame Street
Dave Chappelle's stand-up about Sesame Stree on Killing Them Softly. What sorta cookies is the cookie monster talkin about? The count is a pimp... Bitch where is my money? You've been late 4 times, I've been counting.. how many times must I smack you? 1.. 2... smacks.
Samuel L. Jackson - Dave Chappelle
Drink Samuel L. Jackson.. BITCH. It'll get you drunk.. You'll be fucking fat chicks in no time! You might even get in a fight with a couple of niggers. Its the best motherfucking beer motherfucker! Yes I hope they die, and I hope they burn in hell!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Samuel L. Jackson - Dave Chappelle
This is a GREAT song based on Dave Chappelle's Samuel L. jackson drink!
J.G.Wentworth Customers are Mad as Hell
A J.G.Wentworth Commercial put to audio clips from "Network"... Very funny ad. Honestly, Im not exactly sure what loose would be uploading commercials to youtube. Ah well.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Hey Mom, this clown meat tastes funny!
Sold in the UK and made from 80% pork and 20%... I dunno! There is supposedly another style that looks like a teddy bear. A sliced teddy bear.
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Thursday, May 1, 2008
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Canada Prime Minister Jean Chrétien grabs Clennett's throat
Cretien had balls... took that pussy protester and threw his ass down!
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Unmotivational Posters (some NSFW)
A selected collection of a twist on those motivational posters, with a focus on the ladies...(although the emo kid raging in mom's minivan is precious)
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Artist dangling horizontally out of a skyscraper
Dangling horizontally out of a skyscraper, this hovering figure looks set to fall to his doom. But this 'jumper' hasn't just lost it all on a game of chance - this is performance art with a difference.
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Is there a legal right to be obese?
In an overwhelmingly overweight nation that worships thinness, many describe prejudice against the obese as one of the last socially acceptable biases. Advocates for the plus-sized, particularly activists in the "fat acceptance" movement, want obesity to become a category legally protected against discrimination, like religion, race, age and...
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Monday, April 28, 2008
IF MEN WROTE Advice Columns
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get
enough of you! Knowing that there is
only one of you he can only settle for
the next best thing, your best friend.
Far from being an issue, this can only
bring you closer together. Why not get
some of your old college roommates
involved too? If you are still
apprehensive, maybe you should
let him be with your friends without
you. If you're still not sure then just
perform oral sex on him and cook him a
nice meal while you think about it.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight
and gives a great glow to your skin.
Interestingly, men know this. His offer
to allow you to perform oral sex on him
is totally selfless. This shows he loves
you. The best thing to do is to thank
him by performing it twice a day: then
cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior
and it should be encouraged. The man
is a hunter and he needs to prove his
prowess with other men. A night out
chasing young single girls is great
stress relief and can foster a more
peaceful and relaxing home. Remember,
nothing can rekindle your relationship
better than the man being away for a
day or two (it's great time to clean
the house too!) Just look at how
emotional and happy he is when he
returns to his stable home. The best
thing to do when he returns home is
for you and your best friend to perform
oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice
meal.
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to
your husband. If you must mess with it
do it in your own time or ask your best
friend to help. You may wish to videotape
yourself while doing this, and present it
to your husband as a birthday gift.
To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral
sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it
up and should seek sensitivity training.
Foreplay to man is very stressful and time
consuming. Sex should be available to your
husband on demand with no pesky requests for
foreplay. What this means is that you do
not love your man as much as you should.
He should never have to work to get you
in the mood. Stop being so
selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to
him by performing oral sex on him and
cooking him a nice meal.
Q: My husband always has an orgasm
then rolls over and goes to sleep
without giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the
problem. Perhaps you've forgotten
to cook him a nice meal
A: Obviously your husband cannot get
enough of you! Knowing that there is
only one of you he can only settle for
the next best thing, your best friend.
Far from being an issue, this can only
bring you closer together. Why not get
some of your old college roommates
involved too? If you are still
apprehensive, maybe you should
let him be with your friends without
you. If you're still not sure then just
perform oral sex on him and cook him a
nice meal while you think about it.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight
and gives a great glow to your skin.
Interestingly, men know this. His offer
to allow you to perform oral sex on him
is totally selfless. This shows he loves
you. The best thing to do is to thank
him by performing it twice a day: then
cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior
and it should be encouraged. The man
is a hunter and he needs to prove his
prowess with other men. A night out
chasing young single girls is great
stress relief and can foster a more
peaceful and relaxing home. Remember,
nothing can rekindle your relationship
better than the man being away for a
day or two (it's great time to clean
the house too!) Just look at how
emotional and happy he is when he
returns to his stable home. The best
thing to do when he returns home is
for you and your best friend to perform
oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice
meal.
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to
your husband. If you must mess with it
do it in your own time or ask your best
friend to help. You may wish to videotape
yourself while doing this, and present it
to your husband as a birthday gift.
To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral
sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it
up and should seek sensitivity training.
Foreplay to man is very stressful and time
consuming. Sex should be available to your
husband on demand with no pesky requests for
foreplay. What this means is that you do
not love your man as much as you should.
He should never have to work to get you
in the mood. Stop being so
selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to
him by performing oral sex on him and
cooking him a nice meal.
Q: My husband always has an orgasm
then rolls over and goes to sleep
without giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the
problem. Perhaps you've forgotten
to cook him a nice meal
Why New York City's Iconic Pizza Is So Tough to Replicate
A New Yorker enlists Mario Batali and a team of scientists to determine why San Francisco pizza sucks.
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Friday, April 25, 2008
Thursday, April 24, 2008
How to Spot a Rich Guy
This is it... the secret of how to spot a rich guy... Hint: it has something to do with the lady on his arm.
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Tuesday, April 22, 2008
An Atlas of the Human Body (Never Seen PICS)
With all layers of the skin removed on the left side of the head and neck, the dissection displays the blood vessels and nerves of the scalp, almost all of which come from the periphery. Things you already have But never saw them.
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That's What She Said [The Office style]
This joke will never get old. It always get me satisfied and smiling :)(Various clips from Seasons 2, 3, & 4)
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FOX News: "Obama is so liberal, he's anti-American"
OX’s objective is clear: carpet bomb Barack Obama with negative stories, distortions, and smears before the Pennsylvania primary in an attempt to skew the outcome toward the Republicans’ preferred adversary, Hillary Clinton. But did FOX imagine that the “liberal” media would be such willing accomplices?
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Troops' body Parts May Be Regrown Using Stem Cells
THE Pentagon is joining with universities and hospitals in $US250 million ($267m) research to discover how to help wounded soldiers regenerate skin, muscle and even limbs from their own stem cells.
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The Fox Fur Nebula from CFHT
This interstellar beast is formed of cosmic dust and gas interacting with the energetic light and winds from hot young stars.
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Death Star Wedding Cake - Future Grounds for Divorce
"I just got back from a wedding where the groom had a Death Star groom's Cake."
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
Boy gets butter knife stuck in head
Meet the boy who didn’t duck. Luckily, the butter knife that became lodged in his head did not pierce skull...
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Marked for Death: Steven Seagal Triple-Kills A Man
Simply the best kill Steven Seagal ever made.
Taken from the HK VCD (though I believe it's the same as the american version), the UK version is cut.
Handicapped people are faster? [PIC]
Great pictures that clearly shows that handicapped (disabled) people are much much faster then regular people. Is that true.....?
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Forget Hamsters: Pygmy Hedgehogs Are Cuter! [PICS]
They are small and prickly and are the very latest must-have pets. Would-be owners are will happily wait up to a year and will travel any distance to get their hands on an African pygmy hedgehog. The cute pets are a quarter of the size of a normal hedgehog and are fully domesticated and don't carry diseases or fleas.
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World Population to Hit 6,666,666,666 in May
To many people, this means nothing. But of course 666 refers to the Beast in the Bible. Heaven knows what ten sixes means.
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Kid vs. Mom. Kid: 0, Mom: 2
It seems that the continuing battle between parents and kids over game time is alive and well. For your consideration: a 13-year-old boy in Virginia decided that it was a good idea to break the family vacuum cleaner in order to get out of his chores around the house and play video games. Not so fast whippersnapper. It looks like your mo...
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Billabong XXL Global Big Wave Contest Winning Wave (Video)
Shane Dorian has taken the XXL $50,000 prize after riding the heaviest wave in the annual Global Big Wave awards. Mike Parsons broke the world record for the biggest wave 70-foot, his prize: $15,000.
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Steven Seagal is Cock Puncher
The critics are raving about this new action packed thriller. Steven Seagal is Cock Puncher in the new movie that is taking over the box office by storm.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
History's 7 most astounding Sexual Resumes
The most frequently asked question among Cracked readers has to be, "Is it possible I'm having too much sex?" Fortunately, some have made history by letting us know just how much sex is possible, seemingly dedicated to testing the very upper limits of human humping.
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It’s Official: Bush Is The Most Hated President In History
Congratulations to George W. Bush and the Republican Party for another historic milestone set by the Great Leader: ...
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Historic Mountain top Pic du Midi Observatory
Dreamlike view looking south from the historic mountain top Pic du Midi Observatory combines moonlit domes, a winter night sky, and the snowy peaks of the French Pyrenees.
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Tricia Walsh Smith
We're the YouTube Generation, living in the YouTube Era, in a YouTube World. And now we apparently have a YouTube Divorce.
In a tearful and furious YouTube video with close to 150,000 hits to date, former actress and playwright ("Bonkers") Tricia Walsh-Smith lashes out against her husband, Philip Smith, president of the Shubert Organization, the largest theater owner on Broadway.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Parent of a Dead Child? We CAN Clone Him!
A new form of cloning has been developed that is easier to carry out than the technique used to create Dolly the sheep, raising fears that it may one day be used on human embryos to produce "designer" babies.
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Snowflakes In The Universal Sky
Like cascading snowflakes in the interstellar night, the strange shapes and textures of the stars in the Snowflake Cluster abound in the Cone Nebula. These patterns result from the tumultuous unrest that accompanies the formation of the open cluster of stars known as NGC 2264.
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Salt and Pepper [close-up photo]
Image of a peppercorn and a grain of salt! Super duper fancy electronic microscope image of a salt and pepper ball. Very cool!
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7 Year Old Girl Takes Six Bullets to Save Mother's Life
Seliethia Parker always saw her role as protector for her 7-year-old daughter, Alexis Goggins. But it was Alexis who ended up saving her mother's life by using her little body to shield her mom from a fusillade of bullets. Doctors told Parker that her heroic little daughter, who was shot six times, would never walk or talk again.
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Graffiti Artist Banksy Creates His Biggest Work in London
Banksy pulled off an audacious stunt to produce what is believed to be his biggest work yet in central London.The secretive graffiti artist managed to erect three storeys of scaffolding behind a security fence despite being watched by a CCTV camera. Then, during darkness and hidden behind a sheet of polythene, he painted this comment on Big Brother
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Scale model of Scrooge McDuck's money bin [PICS]
This is a model that someone created of schrooge McDucks money pit! Self explanatory, but you must see to believe...
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Man Survives 1,500-Ft. Drop Down Mt. St. Helens
An experienced snowmobiler, John Slemp, 52, of Damascus, Ore., miraculously survived a 1,500-foot plummet into the crater of Mt. St. Helens. He is the first person ever to fall into the crater.
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Discovering Porn (On Your Boyfriend’s Computer)
A girl finds porn while searching on her BFs computer. Read as she makes some shocking discoveries! "I was innocently looking for Christmas present ideas on his computer. Literally, I was typing in “fireplace tools” in Google."
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Sunday, April 13, 2008
Keep Your Pussy Off The Keyboard
Pet lovers may make something out of this latest pet-related offering, designed to keep kitty away from your technology but still close to hand.
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Saturday, April 12, 2008
Self Image
From Aardman's 'Creature Comforts'. Across the U.S. hundreds of ordinary Americans were asked, "How happy are you with the way you look?" This is what they had to say...
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Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap (Good Quality!)
Higher quality verson of Ninja Rap video, Vanilla Ice. Music video from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 movie back in '91. Needs much more exposure, so here it is. Yes, there's a lower quality one on YouTube already, but it's terribly bad quality, so I thought I'd post this higher-quality version
Friday, April 4, 2008
6 Races That Make Marathons Look Wimpy
I’m currently training for a marathon. When I start to think, “This is stupid...” I don’t stop and remind myself why I’m trying to run a 26.2-mile race. I prefer to comfort myself with “Yeah, but it’s nowhere near as crazy as...” and then fill in a truly absurd feat of human endurance that makes 26.2 miles look positively meager.
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Pregnant man: "people may try to kill my baby" [PICS]
Amazing pictures of pregnant man as he tells Oprah 'people may try to kill my baby'.
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Thursday, April 3, 2008
Moses was high on drugs: Israeli researcher
Big surprise! High on Mount Sinai, Moses was on psychedelic drugs when he heard God deliver the Ten Commandments, an Israeli researcher claimed in a study published this week.
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Daft Punk Girls
Probably the hottest thing on the internet right now. A fantastic dance routine. Starts slow but gets to Awesome. The song is Harder Better Faster Stronger by Daft Punk.
Daft Punk - Harder Bodies Faster Stronger(DRUNK)
Remember the Daft Bodies video from a while back where two girls in bikni danced to the sound of daft punk? Get ready for the drunk version
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Truck Crash Head On Edmonton
This happened March 31st 2008 in Edmonton It is beleived he crashed because of diabetes
Rare Photos of a Space Shuttle Being Assembled [PICS]
For all you NASA geeks out there (like me!), here's how they actually do this....
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Humans were final cause of woolly mammoth extinction
Woolly mammoths first appeared in Eurasia around 300,000 years ago. They died out around 5,000 years ago, long after the end of the last Ice Age. Humans would have only had to kill one mammoth each every three years to push the species to extinction according to estimates.
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Portraits of People Taken Before and After They Died [PICS]
This sombre series of portraits taken of people before and after they had died is a challenging and poignant study. The work by German photographer Walter Schels and his partner Beate Lakotta, who recorded revealing interviews with the subjects in their final days, reveals much about dying - and living
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Killer polar bear? I'm just a big teddy, really!
It was a chance encounter that could have ended with flying fur and bloodshed in the snow. Wildlife photographer Norbert Rosing was taking pictures of a team of huskies in Canada's frozen north when a polar bear gatecrashed the party...
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Monday, March 31, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Who owns Who? Map of Automaker Ownership
automotive family tree shows who really owns major car companies. These car makers are an incestuous group!
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Man Tries To Attack Gophers With Propane, Fails
The "Rodenator" is a device that dumps a mixture of propane and oxygen into gopher holes, then lights them up like a Fourth of July fireworks display. Problem was after a couple of successful blasts, the two Canucks who used it overfilled one of the tanks and started a fire causing $200,000 in damages. Video attached.
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Women Are Evil By Nature...
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. '
Are you the manager?' she asked, softly
stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'
'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and
slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.
'Tell him,' she whispered, '
There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.'
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
A Mosaic: 4,000 Americans Dead
this photo is done over and over and over again and it's extremely effective. the most recent one i could find with a quick search is a 2005 photo that won an illustration award in the national press photographers associations 2006 best of photojournalism competition. here's the link: http://bop.nppa.org/2006/still_photography/winners ... it's different but equally effective. i know it's poignant, but it's also sad that all we can do as citizens to voice our displeasure about this war is make imagery and comment about it online. actually, it's sad that all we can do IS voice our displeasure. it's not like anyone will listen to us...
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Thursday, March 20, 2008
The Truth About Relationships
The Sad Truth About Relationships
The Truth About Relationships
I believe I have just made some people angry by sending them this video because it's pretty much a documentary of their lives, oh well.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
College Basketball Game Gets Rick Roll'd
A college basketball game is Rick Rolled/Anonymous Raided! Major lulz ensue!
Incredible [The Thing] Optical Illusion [PIC]
The pic of Marvel Comics superhero The Thing of Fantastic Four is definitely one of the best examples of trompe l’oeil I’ve seen. It was drawn by Justen Ladda in 1981 at PS 37 in the Bronx, New York. (click on the “Side View” to see how it was done)
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The Ten Legal Commandments of Photography
You're sure you haven't done anything wrong, but you don’t know whose side the law is on. Fret no more
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Monday, March 17, 2008
What's Your Favorite Curse Word?
Britain's Channel 4 asks loads of celebrities to share their favorite swear words. What's yours?
Discovery of Heaviest Element Known
Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, GOVERNMENTIUM (Gv), has one neutron, 25
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. Since GOVERNMENTIUM has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of GOVERNMENTIUM can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. GOVERNMENTIUM has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, GOVERNMENTIUM's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This haracteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that GOVERNMENTIUM is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, GOVERNMENTIUM becomes ADMINISTRATIUM (Am), an element that radiates just as much energy as GOVERNMENTIUM since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons. Since GOVERNMENTIUM has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of GOVERNMENTIUM can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. GOVERNMENTIUM has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, GOVERNMENTIUM's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This haracteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that GOVERNMENTIUM is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, GOVERNMENTIUM becomes ADMINISTRATIUM (Am), an element that radiates just as much energy as GOVERNMENTIUM since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Spiders On Drugs
In 1965 Dr. Peter Witt gave drugs to spiders and observed their effects on web building. This short film about the results of the experiment was created by First Church Of Christ, Filmmaker.
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Friday, February 29, 2008
The Funniest Photo Ever Posted on an eBay Auction (NSFW)
This picture was take from a real eBay auction, make sure you ready what it say and don't cheat.
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Thursday, February 28, 2008
The LAST Thing You Want To See When Taking Out The Trash.
A huge cougar looking in through the window while kids play just inside on the kitchen floor. Scary!
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Crazy Star Wars Fan Writes a Love Letter to His Girlfriend
This is what you get when hardcore star wars fanboys try to win their girlfriend back. Epic stuff.
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Tickle Me Emo
Emo chick being tickled by her friends while sitting in the Human Battery Cage in Hobart, Australia.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Stairs Bookcase Actually Makes Me Want to Move to London
Here's a great idea for anyone who loves books and doesn't have enough apartment space or a Kindle: a "secret staircase" made of English oak, lined with books left, right and center, leading to a loft bedroom in a Victorian 1898 apartments block
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Worst Plastic Surgery Ever. EVER!
Rich divorcee Jocelyn Wildenstein spent a rumoured £2million on cosmetic surgery to keep her husband, but succeeded only in ruining the good looks she was born with.
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What NOT to name your furniture store (PIC)
In Korea you can see some strange signs, and this is one of the funniest I've seen. My guess is that they just pulled something random off of an Internet search engine that somehow related to wood furniture.
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Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Conversion Chart for Dating... Sad but True
Things you love about your new boyfriend/girlfriend and how they change in the future..
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Conversion Chart for Dating... Sad but True
Things you love about your new boyfriend/girlfriend and how they change in the future..
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A Rose by any Other Name Would Smell as Sweet?
Shakespeare wrote: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet." Whether you agree depends on many factors. For example:
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Best Drunken Conversation (PIC)
I wonder how drunk this dude must be to be having a conversation with a statue!
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Colt 45 Malt Liquor TV Commercial 1967
Here is another wonderful TV commercial from the 1960's for Colt 45 malt liquor beer.
Friday, February 15, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Top 9 Unique Structures soon to be Built
9 strange and unique structures which have either been approved or are in the final stages of approval. some have already been partially constructed.
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