Singing an old Christmas song by Hilary Duff
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
The Most Kick A$$ RV You'll Ever See... Period
And yes my friends, that is a Mercedes Roadster tucked away into that bad boy!
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Make Your Car Moan Like Jenna
Yeah, Chevy just invented a device that would help you locate your car in a parking lot. You can add your own sound, so why not Jenna? :D
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Monday, December 10, 2007
Let's Paint,Exercise and Blend w/a Burlesque Dancer
John Kilduff has thrown down the gauntlet on cardio-multitasking. Running on a treadmill, while painting a post-contemporary portrait, while taking calls from viewers at home, while blending fruit drinks! Not to mention deflecting the wildly insulting commentary from the audience with grace under fire. Oh, and he’s entertaining Miss Bonnie Delight, a burlesque dancer. It’s like a seven-minute-long Andy Warhol party.
Japanese Workout: I was robbed by two men
Call them crazy all you want, but Asians are master multitaskers. Here you not only learn English, but you also learn how to avoid being raped by jihadist muggers. Plus, you learn basic aerobics, which is important because a mugging is no excuse for unshapely hips and thighs. It makes you wonder how America will ever compete with such a high dedication to efficiency. Until you watch...
Japanese Workout: I was robbed by two men
Call them crazy all you want, but Asians are master multitaskers. Here you not only learn English, but you also learn how to avoid being raped by jihadist muggers. Plus, you learn basic aerobics, which is important because a mugging is no excuse for unshapely hips and thighs. It makes you wonder how America will ever compete with such a high dedication to efficiency. Until you watch...
Funny Workout
She looks like a cat hocking up a fur ball while taking a shit. And that’s putting it politely. But imagine the ramifications if she’s right about this method of weight loss? High school girls everywhere would be hock, hock, hocking their way to trimmer waist lines and tighter asses. It could kill an entire fetish. Unless you’re into the cat thing.
Butt Workout
This clip proves that the number one problem in America isn’t obesity. It’s stupidity. Think about it: 67,000 people have watched this video. That’s 67,000 people who can’t find real porn on the Internet.
Poodle Exercise with Humans
I had to watch this four times to convince myself that I wasn’t suffering from an acid flashback. This is the kind of strange, futuristic world Stephen King dreamt up: People are turning into poodles. One vaguely racial personal trainer has resisted the metamorphosis, and it is her job, and hers alone, to keep the other poodles in shape. The fate of the world depends on it. Only King’s version would be 800 words long and less terrifying.
McCain has lost touch with reality.
CNN: Military Sources Respond To McCain's Escalation Remark With 'Laughter Down The Line'
Yesterday, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) told radio host Bill Bennett that President Bush's escalation is working. "There are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those neighborhoods, today," he said. Today, when CNN's Wolf Blitzer asked McCain why Americans still aren't able to safely leave the Green Zone in Iraq, the senator replied that Blitzer was giving three-month-old talking points:
General Petraeus goes out there almost every day in an unarmed humvee. I think you oughta catch up. You are giving the old line of three months ago. I understand it. We certainly don't get it through the filter of some of the media.
But according to CNN reporter Michael Ware, who has been in Iraq for four years, McCain is "way off base." He stated, "To suggest that there's any neighborhood in this city where an American can walk freely is beyond ludicrous. I'd love Sen. McCain to tell me where that neighborhood is and he and I can go for a stroll."
Ware also rebutted McCain's assertion that Petaeus travels in an unarmed humvee: "[I]n the hour since Sen. McCain's said this, I've spoken to military sources and there was laughter down the line. I mean, certainly the general travels in a humvee. There's multiple humvees around it, heavily armed." Watch it:
What if taglines were honest?
iPod: It’ll break in a year, but by then you’ll want the new one.
Apple: You think you need it, we know you just want it.
Panasonic: Didn’t you mean to buy Sony?
Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.
Hummer: Get the attention you’ve always craved. While filling up the gas tank again.
Taco Bell: You’re drunk and we’re still open.
Zipcar: So convenient that you’ll ignore the high rates AND the dog hair.
Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!
UHaul: We don’t guarantee availability because we can get away with it.
PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, we’ll keep making them.
Ben and Jerry’s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?
Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.
McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.
Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available.
Apple: You think you need it, we know you just want it.
Panasonic: Didn’t you mean to buy Sony?
Ikea: One day you’ll be able to afford real furniture.
Hummer: Get the attention you’ve always craved. While filling up the gas tank again.
Taco Bell: You’re drunk and we’re still open.
Zipcar: So convenient that you’ll ignore the high rates AND the dog hair.
Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!
UHaul: We don’t guarantee availability because we can get away with it.
PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, we’ll keep making them.
Ben and Jerry’s: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?
Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.
McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.
Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available.
Really Lucky Go Cart Accident
This guy does a front flip in his go cart and is really lucky he didn't break his neck.
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Friday, December 7, 2007
A History Of Snowboarding in 2 Minutes
Learn about how one of the coolest winter sports, snowboarding, was born - in just 2 minutes! Now hit the slopes!
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