Go for Growth! un-Official Liberal Party Campaign Launch Ad

Years of unprecedented growth are upon us and it's time for another three. V8 Cars, hummers, houses, units, plasmas, computers, toys, gadgets, magazines, gazebos, Motorbikes it's all yours as we sell sell sell everything we've got, to buy em!
Coal, Crude Oil, Wood Chips, Bauxite, iron Ore, Uranium, Hafnium, Magnesium, Sliver Bronze, Copper, Nickel... we're digging it up and you're living it large!
Go for Growth Growth Growth -- it'll never end!! Get another credit card, another mortgage, it doesn't matter, you can pay it off coz this gravy train is NEVER STOPPING.. even if it does we'll sell radioactive waste dumping rights to the world and bling bling it's more growth growth growth.
Unbelieveable growth -- 5% 10% 20% 50% 100% per year -- it's unbelievable, but you'd better believe it.
China's Doing it, India's doing it Why can't we?? So buy buy buy, borrow borrow borrow, and buy buy buy some more, and when you don't want it -- chuck it away -- we've got all the space in the world!! Dump it and buy another one!
Computers, electrical, bedding, stereos, menswear, hardware, alcohol, cigarettes, pornography, sex toys, viagra, penis enlargers - everything has got to grow!
House prices. Doubled! School fees -- doubled! Uni fees Doubled! Petrol prices doubled! Food prices doubled! Interest rates doubled! Military budget doubled -- body count doubled!
So go for Growth growth growth -- a bloody big malignant cancerous growth the size of Antarctica -- but who cares, there's no future like today so GO FOR IT!!!
The sky's the limit -- in fact there is NO LIMIT to GROWTH! WHY?? Because Jesus is coming and he'll take us all to heaven and we'll all have unlimited riches, leave this godforsaken planet behind!!!